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FUNNY JOKE: Akpors in a Visa Interview

By: Akpors Comedy On: 8:18 pm
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  • A Nigerian young man Akpors went to American
    Embassy for a student visa, and the
    process of his interview with the white lady went this
    way;

    AKPORS: Good afternoon ma!

    WHITE LADY: Welcome!. And how are you?

    AKPORS: I am fine thank you ma!.

    WHITE LADY: What are you going to the USA for?

    AKPORS: To study ma!

    WHITE LADY: Which city, school and course do you
    wish to study?

    AKPORS: Carlifornia, Harvard University, Economics
    and Statistics.

    WHITE LADY: But there are many Universities in
    Nigeria that offer this course and you
    still want to travel as far as USA to study the same
    course why? I doubt your genuine
    intention and therefore can't give you the entry visa
    that
    you have applied for.

    AKPORS: (With anger shouted) Please give me back my
    passport let me get out of this place, what do you
    think that is in USA that is not in Nigeria, what do you
    think that I will see in USA that we don't have in
    Nigeria here, do you think that USA is in any way
    better than this country
    and if you think USA is better than Nigeria, then why
    have you chosen to stay in Nigeria instead of your
    country America?

    WHITE LADY: (With serious anger and love for her
    dear country stood up and said to him) Look am
    gonna
    give you entry visa to USA so that you gonna travel to
    America and see what is in USA the different between
    America and Nigeria. (Out
    of anger, she stamped the visa for Akpors).
    Akpors then left smiling.

    One word for Akpors.

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