FUNNY JOKE: Akpors The Hungry Poor Man

Akpors went to Abuja to see his uncle.
He got to his uncle’s office very early by 8am and the
secretary said he should come back by 2pm that Oga is not around.
 So, Akpors had to hang around till 2pm.
By 1pm, hunger
was wiring Akpors.
He had not eaten since morning and only had N200 in his pocket. There was no fast food around the area to eat, only hotels.

Akpors began to feel dizzy so he
decided to find a solution. He looked around and saw a fantastic 5 star hotel.
He adjusted himself, cleaned his dusty shoe, wiped his oily face with handkerchief and entered the hotel with confidence.
 In the lobby, the receptionist at the front desk said:
 Are you here to see somebody or you want to lodge?

Akpors said confidently “lodging!”.
The hotel receptionist said the cheapest room here is N47k per night.
Akpors: “no problem dis place is lovely, just like the hotel I slept at yesterday in Dubai on my way from United states.

Receptionist said “thank you sir“.
Akpors said:
But can I pay in hard
currency as I've not changed my dollars?
Receptionist: No problem sir

Akpors: but first, where is your
restaurant I want to eat before I go up to the room.
They showed
Akpors to the restaurant and told the chef to treat him well cos he was a new customer that just came back from US! The chef welcomed him and gave him the menu. Akpos first ordered appetizers,
2 bowls of assorted pepper soup with a bottle of red Spanish wine. Total cost N18k.

Next for the main meal, Akpors ordered
pounded yam, efo riro
with snail and catfish! - N15k.
Akpors total bill was now N33K but Akpors only had N200

They cleared his empty plate away and brought the bill. Akpors began to
sweat even under cold air conditioned room. The waiter
came twice to the
table, Akpors waved him away
that he was still relaxing after the heavy meal.
The staff began to suspect Akpors,
that he didn’t have money, they called security and gathered round him. Akpos looked at all of them quietly, then he brought out one his phones and used it to dial
another one in his pocket which was on silent.

Akpors (on the phone):
Ehen, is it time?
Yes na, the bomb is still with me not yet
exploded.
…In 2 minutes?

Of course, no problem, I will detonate it
on time. I‘m proud to be suicide bomber, and there
are many people where I am, so the impact
will be even better.
Yes o. Government will have no choice but to listen to our cause. Before

 Akpors even dropped phone, the restaurant had cleared.
As he walked out of the restaurant, nobody was in the lobby.
 Even the street was empty!