FUNNY JOKE: Interview between Akpors & the consular at the Embassy

Interview between Akpors & the consular at the Embassy.

Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- Whats your Mother's name?

Akpors:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- in full please?

Akpors:- Mama Patience

OFFICER:- your native place?

Akpors: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

Akpors:- Mugbe Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

Akpors:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Akpors:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

Akpors:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

Akpors:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Akpors: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
Akpors:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Akpors:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

Akpors:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P

Akpors:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't laugh alone. Share with friends and put smile on their faces.

I Posted this because you are my M.P. (My People)

Samsung Agrees To Buy Tecno For $7.5Billion

This is the most shocking deal ever!!.
Earlier this morning , the chairman of Samsung announced that his company has signed a deal with Tecno Mobile Limited to purchase the Company for $7.5Billion.
The deal is said to be $7Billion In Cash And $.5Billion In Stocks!.
According To The Chairman , Samsung Plans To Invest More In Africa , That's why he decided to buy Tecno , Who is already a household name in Nigeria And Other West African Countries.

The Chairman Also Clearly Stated That This Deal Won't affect the price of tecno Phones And Promises Improvement In The Quality and Technical aspect Of tecno devices.
This Deal Is Expected To Be Finalized At The End Of The Q2 Of 2015, That's Around June.
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Did You Actually Believe What I Wrote???
!!!YOU'VE JUST BEEN APRIL FOOLED!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

Happy April Fools Day And Happy New Month Too..
Am Sorry If I Almost Gave You A Heart Attack!: :p

Share This With Your Friends And Lets See If They would Fall For This!

JOKE: INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.

INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.

Date: Saturday, March 28th, 2015

Gate Fee Ticket: PVC

Kick Off Time: 10am prompt

Venue: Estadio De Polling Boots

Stadium Capacity: 68m

Referree: Prof. Attahiru Jega

Assist.Referees

: Prof. Wole Soyinka & Abdulsalami Abubakar

Clubs: PDP FC vs APC FC

Defending Champion: PDP FC

Formation: 5 3 2. As the defending champions, this is a defending formation in the bid to defend their title.

LINE UP.
Patience Jonathan-(GK)
Goodluck Jonathan (Captain)
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
David Mark Edwin Clark
Ayo Fayose-(Yellow Card)
Godswill Akpabio
Adamu Muazu
Namadi Sambo
Gabriel Suswan
Olusegun Mimiko
Femi Fani-Kayode

Substitutes (Bench)
Alison Maduekwe
Musiliu Obanikoro
Reuben Abati

Head COACH- Asari Dokubo

APC FC Formation: 4:3:3
APC FC Employs a diamond formation with attacking options and prolific striker leading the attack.

LINE UP.
Bola Ahmed Tinubu-(GK)
Rotimi Amaechi
Raji Fashola
Rochas Okorocha (Captain)
John Oyegun
Muhammadu Buhari (Striker)
Abubakar Atiku
Aminu Tambuwal
Yemi Osinbajo
Adams Oshiomole (Winger)
Bisi Akande

Substitutes:
Kayode Fayemi
Abike Dabiri
Rauf Aregbesola
Dr. Bukola Saraki
Segun Oni

Head COACH- Chief Olusegun Obasanjo- ex PDP FC Captain

Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring

Trophy: Aso Rock

Predict who wins...

FUNNY JOKE: Akpors Reacts to MTN Call and SMS Advert Disturbance

‎ Akpors called MTN's customer care number after lots of automated call disturbance from their anonymous call Adverts.
 A‎ lady‎ picked, and this conversation ensued.

Lady: hello, Good evening, thanks for calling

MTN

customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are u calling from?

Akpors: hello, goodevening, my name is Akpors,

and

i'm calling from Otuoke.

Lady: how may i help u, Akpors?

Akpors: i'm looking for a wife to marry..

Lady: is that why u called this customer care

service?

Akpors: yes, and i think i'm already in love with

u... 

u know u have a very nice voice.... 

Lady: hellooo, pls, we only attend to issues about

your MTN line, okay...

Akpors: yes o...This is an issue about my MTN line

too...because i spend much credit calling so

many girls asking them about marriage....

Lady: pls, i would have to put an end to this

call...

Akpors: baby don't talk like that now... I promise to

make you happy... you would be happy with me...can i have ur number?

Lady:*raises her voice* come, mr man, i think

something is wrong with u....

Akpors:*cutting in*...hey, hold it there...i hope u

can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? 

From today, warn yourself and every other staff there...Let nobody call me with a

funny number only for it to be an advert or send me

those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily.....

*call disconnected*

How Many Likes for Akpors.

If you are in Akpors shoe what would you have done?

FUNNY JOKE: Akpors DVD Palava

Nawa oooo Imagine! i bought a DVD player yesterday, later when i got home, i connected it to a

source without inserting any disc,

hoping it would write "NO DISC" on the upper left corner of the screen, but when i looked at the

screen, guess what i saw? "DISC NO DEY"! 

 I wondered, then i inserted a DISC hoping it would display LOADING but when i looked at the screen again, guess what i saw? "E DON DEY LOAD"! 

 The most annoying thing was that it was not playing so i checked the

back of the DVD to check where it was made..... I met the shock of my life. 

MADE IN ............... Comment WHERE?