FUNNY JOKE: Akpors and Mr. Death

One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpors.

DEATH: Akpors, today is your day
AKPORS: But I am not ready!
DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.
AKPORS: Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?
DEATH: All right.

Akpors gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
Akpors took the list and removed his name from top of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he smiled and said to Akpors,
"Because you have been very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list"