FUNNY JOKE: Prof. Akpors and Ekaitte

EKAITTE: Why is your
shirt having another lady's perfume?
Prof. AKPORS: That query is rather rhetorical..
However I detest what
you are insinuating.
EKAITTE: Are you cheating on me?
Prof. AKPORS: I haven't
breached our matrimonial vows.
Just shared a lift
with a lady and
her scent must have diffused and
precipitated to form residue on my shirt.
Just physics at play. How many times must I
recycle the
utterance that your
genitals are the sole
destination of my seminal fluids?
EKAITTE: You are no longer the man I thought
you were. Lets call it quits!
Prof. AKPORS: You want
us to diverge because your nose buds
registered a
foreign scent? I said
I will abide by you
better or worse,
but this has
surpassed the
worse parameter and has encroached into the
insanity zone which was not provided for in
the vows.. Anyway, have your
way, lets break up!
EKAITTE: Aaawww baby, I
was just jealous..
I'm sorry!
Prof. AKPORS: I repel your remorse sensations..
Your infidelity claims have battered me
therefore, Kindly
please radiate with
your belongings
from the vicinity of my bungalow
at a similar speed to light before the
personnel
of a security firm forcefully does it......