FUNNY JOKE: AKPORS THE TAXI DRIVER

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in
Nigeria and asked to be taken
to the Ahmadu Bello airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the
tourist responded, 'Oh! Toyota - Made in
Japan! Very fast!'
Not too long afterward, another car
flew by the taxi. 'Oh! Nissan - Made in
Japan! Very fast!'
Yet another car zipped by, and the
tourist said, 'Oh! Mitsubishi - Made in
Japan! Very fast!'
Akpors, who is 100% Nigerian,
was starting to get a little annoyed
that the Japanese made cars were
passing his taxi, when yet another car
passed the taxi as they were turning
into the airport. 'Oh! Honda - Made in Japan!
Very fast!'
Akpors stopped the car, pointed
to the meter, and said, 'That'll be
5000 naira .'
'5000 naira? It was short ride! Why so
much?'
Akpors smiled as he replied,
'Meter - Made in Nigeria. Very fast.