FUNNY JOKE: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best year of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock & silence..
He added:
"She was my mother" ...Applause & Laughter!

Akpors was drunk and tried to crack this at home.
After a drink, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

standing for a moment, trying to recall the second half...

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!