FUNNY JOKE: Akpors and the Manager

Manager:- what is your name?
Akpors:- M.P sir
Manager:- tell me properly!
Akpors:- Michael Peter sir
Manager:- your father's
name?
Akpors:- M.P sir
Manager:- what does that
mean?
Akpors:- Moses Peter sir
Manager:- your native place?
Akpors: M.P sir
Manager:- is it Makurdi
Purum?
Akpors:- No, Minna Port sir
Manager:- what is your
qualification?
Akpors:- M.P sir
Manager:- (angry) what is it?!
Akpors:- Metric Pass
Manager:- so why do you
need a job?
Akpors:- M.P sir
Manager: meaning?
Akpors:- Money Problem sir
Manager:- what is your
personality?
Akpors:- M.P sir
Manager:- would you explain
yourself and
stop wasting my time?
Akpors:- Monacrotic Personality
Manager:- I see... I will get
back to
you.
Akpors:- sir, how's my M.P?
Manager:- and what's that
again?
Akpors:- My Performance.
Manager:- M.P !
Akpors:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

Manager:- Mental Problem!!