FUNNY JOKE: Akpors and the Pick Pocket

Akpors was inside a bus
going to his village when he
suddenly realised dat d purse
containing all his money was
missing.

Somebody had picked it frm his
pocket.
He looked around d bus,
everybody was calm, well seated
and enjoying d ride.
Thinkin of to do,
within som few seconds an idea
struck his mind...

Making sure that everybody in the
bus hear him, he said: somebody
stole my pulse from my pocket.
People in the bus: no answer.

Akpors continued: i said
somebody picked my purse
containing my money from my
pocket.
People in the bus (looking at him):
still no answer.

Akpors: if the person that stole
my pulse did not want what hapen
in 1994 to repeat itself now, the
person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody
looking at each other. Some
murmuring among themselves.

Akpors: i said what hapen in
1994 wil repeat itself now if d
thief did nt return my pulse.
People in the bus: now everybody
were serious. Some asking within
themselves what hapen in 1994.
And even others are beginnin to
suspect Akpors as a native
doctor or a wizard.

Within a minute, Akpors saw
his pulse on floor of the bus.
Unknown person had threw it there.
Akpors picked his pulse and
check his money. Then confirming
the amount to his satisfaction.
The people in the bus were
amazed, how they wish they
could really know what happen in
1994 .

One teenager, a very beautiful
girl with a glasses approached
Akpors where he was sitting
and asked him that she would like
to know what happened in 1994.

Akpors looked at her, smiled
and said: in 1994, I was in the bus
like this and they stole my money.


Na leg i take waka go house.