WITCHES & WIZARD DEY FOLLOW YOU
FROM YOUR VILLAGE; IF:
•after entering a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare and you can’t find your money.
•If you downloading 5GB of data and it Fails at 99%.
•If you buy a bold 6 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 20k.
•You win 100millon, u put am 4 bank, next week d bank declare bankruptcy.
•your first day in a restaurant, after eating fish, the bone hang for your throat.
•If after working for 30 days, you got fired without salary.
•After selling your fathers property to go abroad, and you still got deported few weeks
later.
• if you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting.
• If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not marrying you.
• if you submit expo with
your answer sheet.
• when ur friend wey just
come back from America give u cheque & did not remember to
sign Before going back.
• If at age 38 , you still refer to Davido as your role model.
• if after you use a heavy perfume and your body odour is still stronger than RAID.
• If After You photoshop your Picture & you still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo
• If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur graduation.
• if ur leg dey show for passport photograph.
• If You Break-Up With Your Boyfriend/ girlfriend and he/she wins 100million naira
the next day!.
• if the person that you were
cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you
for a job.
• If U lied to Armed robbers that u
don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole!
• if you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range rover sport and they steal it d next day.
• If u carry textbook go exam hall and still dey copy from others.
• After reading this post and u did not laugh,comment or like it. You should know it's FROM THE VILLAGE.
•after entering a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare and you can’t find your money.
•If you downloading 5GB of data and it Fails at 99%.
•If you buy a bold 6 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 20k.
•You win 100millon, u put am 4 bank, next week d bank declare bankruptcy.
•your first day in a restaurant, after eating fish, the bone hang for your throat.
•If after working for 30 days, you got fired without salary.
•After selling your fathers property to go abroad, and you still got deported few weeks
later.
• if you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting.
• If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not marrying you.
• if you submit expo with
your answer sheet.
• when ur friend wey just
come back from America give u cheque & did not remember to
sign Before going back.
• If at age 38 , you still refer to Davido as your role model.
• if after you use a heavy perfume and your body odour is still stronger than RAID.
• If After You photoshop your Picture & you still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo
• If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur graduation.
• if ur leg dey show for passport photograph.
• If You Break-Up With Your Boyfriend/ girlfriend and he/she wins 100million naira
the next day!.
• if the person that you were
cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you
for a job.
• If U lied to Armed robbers that u
don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole!
• if you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range rover sport and they steal it d next day.
• If u carry textbook go exam hall and still dey copy from others.
• After reading this post and u did not laugh,comment or like it. You should know it's FROM THE VILLAGE.
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