FUNNY JOKE: Akpors and the Heaven Lie-Clock

Akpors died and went to Heaven. As he
stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'Why all the clocks?'

St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-
Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time
you lie, the hands on your clock move.
Oh, said Akpors.
'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresas', replied
St.Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a
lie.'
'Incredible', said Akpors. 'And whose
clock is that one?

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved Twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's our politician's clock?' asked
Akpors.

St Peter replied, they are in the office.
We're using them as ceiling fans.'

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