FUNNY JOKE: AKPORS OUTSMARTS THE BARBER

Akpors enters a barber shop. The barber
whispers to his customer:

BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a
N50 note in one hand and two N10 notes in the
other, then calls Akpors and says:

BARBER: Which do you want, boy?
AkpoRs takes the two N10 notes and leaves. The
barber turned to his customer and said, you
see, I told you he is really dumb.

CUSTOMER: Well I’m guessing he is just a little
confused now, he can’t make that mistake
twice.

BARBER: I really doubt it, just wait and I’ll prove
it to you again. (The barber calls Akpors back
into the store one more time and offers him the
same deal, once again to the surprise of the
customer, Akpors picked the 2 N10 notes
instead of the N50 note).

BARBER: What did I tell you? AkpoRs never learns!
Minutes later, when the customer left, he sees
Akpors coming out of the ice cream store.

CUSTOMER: Akpors, May I ask you a
question?
You are obviously old enough to know
that 2 N10 notes make up N20 which is less
than N50, why do you keep picking the N10
notes instead?

Akpors smiles and says: That barber is
always so eager to prove to customers that I am
dumb, that's why everyday I get money for ice-cream
from his little game.
The day I take the fifty naira note, the game will definitely be over, so
it’s better I act stupid and collect N20 everyday.