FUNNY JOKE: Akpors in Nigeria for Christmas

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors
came back to Naija for Christmas, with the
American slang/accent. He flew in
late and while on his way home
was stopped by the men of the
Nigeria Police Force.
"Hey, where u dey go?""

Akpors: What de f*ck do u mean,
Yo talking tu me?

This incited anger in these men
who understands nothing but the
Naija street language (Pidgin). He
was taking to the police station
and put in a cell.

There in the cell,
Akpors kept on ranting and
shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat
the damn right to make a phone
call in this cell. Get me a f*cking
fone!!"

This went on, until a BOSS
(Oga) in the cell told one of his
boys in his husky and thunderous
voice,"Scorpion!!!­­, abeg give this
guy a phone call"
Scorpion headed
straight to Akpors corner and
landed him a THUNDEROUS
SLAP"GBOOOOAAAA­­AAA". The
sound was nothing far from the
sound of a Thunder strike.
(Oga) Boy: "E done
dey ring, abi make I
redial?"

Akpors accent
changed, "Bros abeg, e don
connect".

Remember its Festive season; not all the guys with American accent came from Yanki. Ladies beware.