FUNNY JOKE: Akpors Definition of Craziness and Stupidity

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy
BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #
350,000 and landlord dey
pursue your mama cos of 12k
HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last
money on you to buy wallet.
(wetin u go put inside d
wallet)?

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG
CARS while living in a rented
apartment ( Eko for SHOW,
Lagos mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a
first class return ticket to UK
just to pick up a forgotten
wrist watch ( Money
speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big
MANSION at Asokoro in
Abuja and only your Mai-
guard and House Maid dey
live there ( Political armed
robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a
soldier in front of a quater
guard in a barracks ( You
may not live well enough to
tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the
chairman of an Okada
Association driving a Range
Rover Sport ( He cannot come
and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #
5,000 cab to watch a film of
#1,000 at Eko Hotel...
( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait
for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for
your girlfriend while you eat
only the onions with tears
rushing from your eye ( You
love her abi??? Hunger never
deal with you ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when
Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider
becomes your Roommates
and you say '' God created
them for a purpose '' ( Na lie!
Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).

STINGINESS :- Is when you
finish reading this and you
didn't