FUNNY: All You Need To Know About Akpors

NAME:- AKPORS

HOBBIES:- 

Collecting teeth from live

lions,

catching bullets bare hands, jogging up

and

down mountain everest.

MY RECORD:- 

>Fought with a dinosaur and

broke

its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my

breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks,

6hours, 5mins,45 seconds..... 

>Traveled round the world in a day... Etc

GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS:- 

Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598

languages, 1st person to land on the sun.

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE:- 

Ate a bowl of plastic

fruit on thanksgiving day.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT:- 

Couldn't kill 100 bears

with a single punch though 99 died

instantly

and the last one is now an imbecile.

PROUDEST MOMENTS;- 

Firstly, when a cobra

died after biting me and secondly, when i

roasted a dragon at my backyard with a

lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:- I really don't like showing off.