There was this day Akpors was driving his Oga's bus from Ozoro to Lagos. He had a sticker at the back of the bus which
said; HE WILL GIVE HIS ANGELS CHARGE OVER ME.
By the time he got to Warri, he was driving at a high speed of 135km/hr. The passengers cautioned him and he simply responded; Una no dey see the sign wey dey back of my bus, angels dey on guard.
He got to Benin on a very high speed of 185km/hr.
By this time the passengers got wary and decided to come down. They got down and he continued the journey to Lagos alone.
He said to himself; Faithless people, them no believe angels dey on guard, upon say them see the sticker there.
On getting to Ore, He was comfortably cruising at a very very high speed of 215km/hr when he heard people shouting inside the bus; Abeg Akpors, drop us o, we no dey go again.
Shocked, he looked around and said; Shebi i don drop all my passengers for Benin. Which people come dey talk?.
By the time he got to Warri, he was driving at a high speed of 135km/hr. The passengers cautioned him and he simply responded; Una no dey see the sign wey dey back of my bus, angels dey on guard.
He got to Benin on a very high speed of 185km/hr.
By this time the passengers got wary and decided to come down. They got down and he continued the journey to Lagos alone.
He said to himself; Faithless people, them no believe angels dey on guard, upon say them see the sticker there.
On getting to Ore, He was comfortably cruising at a very very high speed of 215km/hr when he heard people shouting inside the bus; Abeg Akpors, drop us o, we no dey go again.
Shocked, he looked around and said; Shebi i don drop all my passengers for Benin. Which people come dey talk?.
The people shouted; Akpors drop us o, na we
be the angels wey dey on guard, this one don become suicide mission, we no dey
go again o!.
(Akpors drove into Lagos slowly at a reasonable speed of 35km/hr).
(Akpors drove into Lagos slowly at a reasonable speed of 35km/hr).
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