A female teacher,was
having a
problem with Akpors in her
class of 3rd grade.
Akpors said 'M'am, I should
b in
4th grade, i'm smarter than
my sis
& she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had
heard
enough of his complains &
took
Akpors 2 the Principal's
office.
She explained everything 2
the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpors with some questions
that a 4th grade should
know.
Principal: What's 3 + 3?
Akpors: 6
Principal: 6 + 6?
Akpors: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy
many
questions & Akpors got
them right.
The Principal then asked
M'am 2
send Akpors 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some
more
questions & the Principal
agreed.
M'am: What does a cow
have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
Akpors: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants
that u
have but I dont have?
Akpors: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C &
ends
with T, is hairy, oval,
delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpors: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard &
pink
then comes out soft &
sticky?
The principal's eyes open
really
wide,but b4 he could stop
the
answer, the boy was taking
charge.
Akpors: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside
me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I
get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Akpors: Tent
The principal was looking
restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U
fiddle
with me when u're bored.
The best man always has
me 1st n what am I?
Akpors: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes.
When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When u
blow
me,u feel good?
Akpors: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My
tip
penetrates,I come with a
quiver
Akpors:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' &
ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it,
u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpors:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men
have,it's longer in some
men than
others,the Pope doesn't
use his & a man gives it 2
his wife after
marriage?
Akpors: Surname
M'am: What part of the man
has no bone, but has
muscles with a lot of veins
like pumpin & is responsible
4 making love?
Akpors: Heart
The principal breathed a
sigh of
relief & told the teacher:-
'Send
Akpors 2 University, I got
the last
10 questions wrong myself!
sorry but not funny enough
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