FUNNY JOKE: Here Are The 6 Types of Slap You Should Know

Girls in my area are fond of
dashing out slaps.
We have the Take-away slap,
Resounding slap, Formatting slap,
Explanation slap, Fix deposit slap,
and the Rhetorical slap.

The 'primus interpares' among
these slaps are the Take-away slap
and the Resounding slap.

1. Take Away Slap: when a gal
gives u this kinda slap and all u can
do is hold your face n walk away.
That is the take-away slap.

2. Resounding Slap: Thats when
after you're hit, you keep hearing
some FUNNY sounds in your brain.

3. Formatting Slap: That's the slap
that makes you forget what you were
doing. U find urself asking
questions like 'what did i do?', 'what
was this for?'

4. Explanation Slap: when a girl
gives u that, u find urself
explaining the situation to the
nearest person out of ur own
accord.
Example; 'bros, shey u
been dey watch? I no do anything
and now...'. Dah kain talk na im
be d thing.

5. Fixed deposit Slap:- when you
receive that, all you will do is just
stand right where you're and watch
the gal walk away.

6. Rhetorical Slap: The moment u
download that slap, u start asking
questions that doesn't need reply;
Example:
'Dami, u slapped me?',
'Aminat, what did you just do?'



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