FUNNY JOKE: Akpors Goes To Market

Akpors was asked to go and buy things in the market.
Due to his illiteracy, his madam gave him a list to help him buy accurately.

LIST:

Magi - 10 naira
Salt - 50 naira
Oil - 200 naira
Fish - 400 naira
Total = 660 naira

So Akpors left the house around 11am and at 3pm
he is not yet back from the market.

The madam was so worried and decided to call
Akpors on phone.

Madam: hello Akpors what is holding you, you have
stayed too long, what happened?
Akpors replied: I have bought the magi, salt, oil
and fish but am looking for Total to buy, you
included Total in the list you gave to me. I have
gone round the market but nobody has Total...


One word for Akpors! ?