FUNNY JOKE: Watching Football With Girls Can be Stressful, Here is Akpors Story

Watching Football with girls can be very stressful...
Imagine this:

Girl : Akpors, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?

Akpors: Chris gini No na, that's Theo Walcott!!

Girl: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Akpors: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

Girl: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Akpors: Yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..!

Girl: What about the green card?

Akpors: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.

Girl: Which teams are these?

Akpors: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!

Girl: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Akpors: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that?

Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue?

Akpors: (upset)...Your father! You no no say na Chelsea! Olokun!

Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Akpors: Weting concern Arsenal with world cupWhere you from sef?

Girl: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?

Akpors: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger

Girl: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Akpors: You de mad!!! (Changes Channel).

Hmmmm....women, ehn