I Fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don't have the guts to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called "Baba wey sabi". All he demanded from me was 1 month BIS money which I paid & he gave me a ring called "Touch & Follow".
He said "all you need 2 do is touch her with dis ring & she will follow ". I was excited bcos that's pretty easy.D nxt day, wen she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention & touched her like it was a mistake. I was expecting her to follow me, but she didn't, rather she moved on & was pressing her phone. I got disappointed & went home. On getting home, I checked my phone & saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Paul is now following me on twitter, instagram badoo, viber & sent me a friend request on facebook,even on whatsapp & 2go. I called Baba immediately to inform him & he replied me;
"My son we have upgraded, everything is now digital" bye bye to rural village, welcome to global village. Dat's why I did not ask for cock, brain of mosquito,palm oil.. but for blackberry, flatscreen etc.
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Thursday 17 April 2014
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