FUNNY JOKE: Akpors and Nana on Nigeria Secured State

Akpors: Hello Nana, I understand you wanna relocate to Nigeria after your studies in Ghana?

Nana: Yes. I like Nigeria. I like the people. You love fun. You have energy. I like to be among people like that.

Akpors: Good. So which part of Nigeria do you want to come to?

Nana: That's why I contacted you. I need your counsel. Where do you advise I should go to?

Akpors: Well, I'd say you should not come to Kano, Boko Haram is a clear and present danger there.
Do not go to Port Harcourt, you might get kidnapped there.
Lagos is tough d hurly burly may not sit well with you plus the danger of Armed robbery.
In Kaduna, the Sharia policy may curtail your social life.
Don't go to Abuja as well. U might just get blasted by a Bomb at the Motor station.

Nana: Haaa....Where do I now go to?

Akpors: Well, come to Ibadan. It is the largest City in sub-Sahara Africa. It is peaceful and quiet. You could live long here - Their King is 100 years old. You will be free from most of the hassles of other cities.

Nana: Ibadan?

Akpors: Yes, Ibadan.

Nana: But what of Soka?

Akpors: Urrmm (EndofDiscussion) That's just an accident...