A Nigerian young man Akpors went to American
Embassy for a student visa, and the
process of his interview with the white lady went this
way;
AKPORS: Good afternoon ma!
WHITE LADY: Welcome!. And how are you?
AKPORS: I am fine thank you ma!.
WHITE LADY: What are you going to the USA for?
AKPORS: To study ma!
WHITE LADY: Which city, school and course do you
wish to study?
AKPORS: Carlifornia, Harvard University, Economics
and Statistics.
WHITE LADY: But there are many Universities in
Nigeria that offer this course and you
still want to travel as far as USA to study the same
course why? I doubt your genuine
intention and therefore can't give you the entry visa
that
you have applied for.
AKPORS: (With anger shouted) Please give me back my
passport let me get out of this place, what do you
think that is in USA that is not in Nigeria, what do you
think that I will see in USA that we don't have in
Nigeria here, do you think that USA is in any way
better than this country
and if you think USA is better than Nigeria, then why
have you chosen to stay in Nigeria instead of your
country America?
WHITE LADY: (With serious anger and love for her
dear country stood up and said to him) Look am
gonna
give you entry visa to USA so that you gonna travel to
America and see what is in USA the different between
America and Nigeria. (Out
of anger, she stamped the visa for Akpors).
Akpors then left smiling.
One word for Akpors.
Tuesday 13 May 2014
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