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FUNNY JOKE: Akpors Daughter Impregnated

By: Akpors Comedy On: 3:11 pm
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  • An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she
    has missed her period for two months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the
    drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
    'Who was the pig that did this to you? I
    want to know!'The girl picks up the
    phone
    and make a call….
    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of
    their house; a mature and
    distinguished man with gray hair and
    impeccably dressed in a very expensive
    suit steps out
    of the Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the Akpors who is the father,
    the mother and the girl and tells
    them:
    'Good morning, your daughter has
    informed me of the problem. However, I
    can't marry her because of my
    personal
    family situation but I'll take charge. I will
    pay all costs and provide for your
    daughter
    for the rest of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl
    is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
    stores, a
    townhouse, a beachfront villa and a
    $1,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and
    a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a
    factory and $2,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

    At this point,
    Akpors who is the father, who had remained silent, places
    a hand
    firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

    "You'll sleep with her again!"

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