FUNNY JOKE: Akpors and the ATM Machine

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card
but the machine kept on rejecting the card.

Frustrated Akpors called his bank
help line.

Akpors: (Angry) What's wrong
with my ATM card, the machine keeps rejecting it!
Help Line: I'm sorry sir, can I cross
check your account please?
Akpors: Please be fast joor, my
clients from London are waiting.

Help Line: Sir, I have checked your
account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card.
Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

Akpors: Are you insane? What are
you
insinuating? No one takes good care
of
their ATM card like I do.

Help Line: Okay sir, are you also
sure the
surface isn't wet or stained with
dirt?

Akpors: Are you mad? An ATM card
that I pet
like an egg? As a matter of fact, I
even laminated it last week when I laminated my identity card.



One Word For Akpors...